..:: || Phase One, Quality Time || ::..
1 (Randall) and 3 (Mark) are sitting at a table for tea, what's their initial reactions?
Nice cape where did you bought it?
Quick! 4 (FD 123) just knocked the hot kettle all over 3 (Mark)!!
Nobody disrespect the Prince of Cosmos you bunch of screws!! *Cuts him in half*
While 3 (Mark) and 4 (FD 123) are dealing with the kettle, 6 (Cerebralix) moves in on 1 (Randall). What's 1's (Randall) reaction?
Randall: Dude you are not my type.
Think fast! 12 (Caroline), 2 (Impeldron) and 9 (Reduvii) are in a mall with no money and they're surrounded by people!
Reduvii: The hell with money, I am here for blood and ponies.
Impeldron: Let's see *Pulls out a hammer and turns a stone into gold* *Looks at Caroline* Wanna go shopping?
11 (Gendo) and 10 (M) are buying flowers for the same person. What's their initial reactions?
M: Aren't you a bit to old for her?
Gendo: Love is ageless my boy.
..:: || Phase Two, Personal Touch || ::..
You've survived phase one, now it's time to get personal >:3
5 (Zarlock) and 7 (Rosalina) are taking a shower, what's happening? (Now it gets really interesting...)
Zarlock: Oh shit!! *Cover his eyes* Sorry my lady, I got the wrong bathroom again.
Rosalina: *Covers herself* Please don't tell Mark.
Quick! 8 (Havock) has walked in on 5 (Zarlock) and 7 (Rosalina) in the shower!!
Havock: *Nose bleeding* DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!!
Zarlock: You disrepectful pervert!!
While 8 (Havock), 5 (Zarlock) and 7 (Rosalina) are busy, lets see what 1 (Randall) and 12 (Caroline) doing in the hottub!
Randall: Nothing like hot water to calm the old bones.
Caroline: Indeed, except I still have organs and skin.
Think fast! 11 (Gendo), 10 (M) and 2 (Impeldron) crashed 1 (Randall) and 12's (Caroline's) party in the hottub!
Gendo: My dear, what will Zarlock say about this!
M: What in hell am I even doing here
Caroline: Is not what looks, we are using swimming suits and besides I am practicing a relaxation potion.
4 (FD 123) found out that 9 (Reduvii) used their toothbrush to scrub the toilet!
Commander FD 123: Nice Prank Count, but let me remind you that robots don't have teeth.
..:: || Phase Three, Romancing it Up || ::..
Phase two complete. Now it's time for phase three >:3
1 (Randall) is kissed by 6 (Cerebralix), what's 1's (Randall's) reaction and how does 6 (Cerebralix) take it?
Randall: DUDE! I told you! You are not my type!!
Cerebralix: I know bro, I am just messing with you.
Quick! A jealous 5 (Zarlock) saw 6 (Cerebralix) kiss 1 (Randall)!
Zarlock: This solo going to the pit.
While 5 (Zarlock) and 1 (Randall) are busy, what is everyone else thinking?
Everyone: This is going to be good.
Think fast! 11's dream date just proposed to 2!!
Gendo: Guess they are right...Guess I am to old to love...
Impeldron: I aah...Have someone.
13 (Silk)! 10 (M) just grabbed your hand to tango, rose in mouth!!
Me: Oh hell no!! I don't dance!!
..:: || Phase Four, Winding Down || ::..
OK lets tone it down a bit. Time for phase four >:3
3 (Mark) just got home from a long day at work and heads to bed only to find 13 (Silk) in it!
Mark: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY ROSALINA!!
Quick! 13's (Silk) in trouble, how does number 1 (Randall) react!!
Randall: I am out... *Leaves*
12 (Caroline) is having a sleep over. Who's invited?
Caroline: Anyone from my world and close to me.
Think fast! An uninvited guest has arrived to crash 12's sleepover!
Havock: Let's get the chaos started!!
You've succesfully beaten off the uninvited, but now the house is a reck. How do 1 (Randall) and 12(Caroline) decide who cleans it up?
Randall: How about a contest. The one with the most powerful spell wins
Caroline: You are going down skeleton.
..:: || Phase Five, Something Completely Different || ::..
You've come this far, now lets take it further. Time for phase five >:3
Quick! A whale just flew past 5's (Zarlock) car window!!
Zarlock: What is this machine I am in?!
No time to think! The whale just flew into 2's (Impeldron's) bedroom window!!
Don't stop now! 5's (Zarlock's) car breaks aren't working and they can't stop before reaching 2's (Impeldron's) house!
Zarlock: I order you to stop you stupid metal beast!!
Impeldron: Cuts the car in half.
This is an EX-Whale!
Everyone:... What the h*ll...
Wait, there's more! The whale suddenly bursts into a flurry of angry bee's!
ME: Okay this just got stupid.
1 (Randall) to the rescue!
Randall: Hell no! It's me day off.
Hurry up! 13 (Silk), 1's (Randall's) unable to help with the bee's due to a sudden allergic reaction!!
Silk: I am spider! I am not allergic to bugs!!
Randall: Speak to yourself
Silk: But you are a skeleton!
Randall: That's racist dude.
Hold on, the bee's have gone off in fear!
Me: The hell...
Oh no! It's an angry mob of seagulls!!
Me: ... You've gotta be kidding me...
Keep going! The mob of seagulls have chased you all out of Impeldron's house!!
Impeldron: What in my father's name are you doing in my citadel!?
Think faster! 1 (Randall) finds a flamethrower!
BURN, BIRDIES, BUUUUUURN!!
Uh-oh! 1 (Randall) set the town on fire and everyones counting on number 12 (Caroline)!!
Caroline: Do not fear! The witches are here!
Good greif! 12's (Caroline's) stuck in a burning tree with one of the angry mob seagulls!
Caroline: You are all dead
Hang on, almost done! After defeating the angery mobgull 12 (Caroline) finds a fire hose to take care of the fire, but there's no water!
Everyone: ... F*ck it! This is not worth our time.
What's this! The whale as returned and puts out the fire!
And then a flying shark ate the whale...
Everyone: *Double Facepalm*
..:: || Phase Six, ... There's a phase six? || ::..
You survived the quality time, the personal touch, the romance, the winding down and then the utter choas. Now it's time to have each character tag someone! It can be another of your own characters, your friends characters or even your friends! But think fast!
I can honestly say I hated this, to the point it piss me off... So I am not tagging anyone. I don't want any of you to suffer this huge chaos.
(Don't worry Lynn I don't blame you, I just don't like this kind of stuff...Sorry)